boy:	girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl :	shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.

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lacigreen:

“fixing” myself?  don’t think anything needs to be fixed.

thx tho.

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thepurebloodprincess:

who decides what goes on the tumblr radar

like seriously

(via pandoradesu)

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During a Period

Uterus:	I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach:	EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions:	I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach:	ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus:	Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me:	why can I not have a penis.

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mechinism:brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually

(via hungarysovaries)

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bekn:

laurakandtheinfinitesadness:

i think we pretty regularly forget how fucking massive Australia is

yeah but half of that is probably populated entirely by spiders

(via suckmywurst)

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herestothe-kids:

Requested by: czech-republic97

(via spamano-butt-sex)

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joegran:

Saw this on the train today

(via vriskas-ochinchin)

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(Source: tastyphotosets, via kannmuri)

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